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Dispatches from the Lions' Den: A Satire Blog

Fall 2020 Repost: Cthulhu Hits Snooze Button on Reawakening, Will Awaken When He’s Not the Fourth Most Terrifying Thing Threatening the Existence of the Human Race

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Servants for Destroyer of the Universe Cthulhu told reporters Sunday morning that he has delayed his reawakening until after the COVID-19 pandemic. Continue reading Fall 2020 Repost: Cthulhu Hits Snooze Button on Reawakening, Will Awaken When He’s Not the Fourth Most Terrifying Thing Threatening the Existence of the Human Race

Dan Dellechiaie
Dispatches from the Lions' Den: A Satire Blog

Fall 2020 Repost: White House Spokesperson Claims President Trump Has Read a Book, Democrats Open Investigation

WASHINGTON, D.C. — White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany claimed Tuesday morning that President Trump has, for the first time during his presidency and his adult life, read a book. “President Trump finished a book last night,” said McEnany, concluding her press briefing. When reporters asked which book the President read, McEnany deflected questions and left the room. Sources in the White House say that … Continue reading Fall 2020 Repost: White House Spokesperson Claims President Trump Has Read a Book, Democrats Open Investigation

Dan Dellechiaie