Substack

Griselda Records

Favorite Books of 2023

Editing

Phone Calls

ADHD, My Problem Child

Learning Languages

Walking

Wittgenstein’s Mistress

Forest of Noise

Black Metal

10 Albums to Get You Through Today, Tomorrow, and the Next Day

Rereading

Getting Drunk with the Lake Michigan Monster and Hundreds of Beavers

ICBMs, Knockoff Roombas, and Mice 😉

Walking Pneumonia Kicked My Ass

Saving Humanity One Foosball Game at a Time

I Leaked More of the Security Breach Group Chat

A Year of Magical Substacking

Trump Man-Thong?

My Friend Directed Something Terrifying, Gross, and Amazing

until this shit is over, i’m a jellyfish

COVER LETTERS ARE EVIL BULLSHIT

Re: Sugar Babies

Forget White Boy Summer, It’s Tomato Boy Summer

So I wrote a humor piece about the Ghost of Jeffrey Epstein running for Mayor of NYC

🙌CHUCK IS ALIVE!🙌

Long Live The Prince of Darkness!

Ants have culture too!

Spooky Music for Spooky Times

Pink Cocaine!

Need Better Sleep?

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