Books
“I’m Apple Maps, and I’m Drunk Too” in Any Last Words?: Humor Writing for the End of the World
Fiction
“Nihilistic Ecstasy” in Anarchist-Socialist Party of Poets (COMING SOON!)
“The Adoration of the Skulls” in Slash Magazine
“Infinite in a Narrow Circle” in Black Sheep
Listen to “Infinite in a Narrow Circle” on the StarShipSofa podcast (COMING SOON!)
“Shitbot” in Dodo Eraser
(Cory Doctorow listed “Shitbot” on his blog)
(“Shitbot” also apparently saved someone’s life: scroll to the comments)
“Mushroom Cloud – Noun” in Dread
Watch me read “Mushroom Cloud – Noun” at Dread‘s Issue #2 Launch Party in Berlin
“The Case of the Missing Butt Cheek” in Close To The Bone Magazine
“Bobby’s Comeback Tour; or Hammllet” in Partially Shy Magazine
“Bright Purple Like Nothing Mattered” in The Gotham Guillotine
“Deicide begets Hell” in Dug Up Magazine
Listen to “Deicide begets Hell” on The Scare You To Sleep Podcast
“Dab + Hammy + Hydra + Hydra = Vacation” in tongue .etc
“Chuck and Dougie Hobble Down Memory Lane” in Redemption
“Void with Teeth” in The Chamber Magazine
Listen to “Void with Teeth” on The Scare You To Sleep Podcast
Satire
“An Exclusive Interview with Northern Ireland’s Pro-British Hip-Hop Trio, KNEEBRITCHES” in The Chuckle
“I am not Dean DelleChiaie, Trump’s Email Assassin” in Little Old Lady Comedy
“Werner Herzog to direct the latest film in the Air Bud franchise: Despair Bud” in The Chuckle
“Wait, FUCKSHITPISSDIE isn’t a Beatles Cover Band?” in The Hooghly Review
“I’m Apple Maps, and I’m Drunk Too” in Little Old Lady Comedy
“Why I, The Inventor of Pink Cocaine, Deserve a Nobel Prize” in Doctor Funny
“Woodle, Shakespeare of the Ants” in Defenestration
“Maria Hughes, Founding Agent of Maria’s Literally Literary Girl Boss Agency” in Little Old Lady Comedy
“I’m the Ghost of Jeffrey Epstein and I’m Running for Mayor of New York” in Doctor Funny
“Fuck Your Sunscreen. I’m the Lobster Man!” in Another Fucking Publication
“The Do’s and Don’ts of Bringing Your Sugar Baby to the Game” in Doctor Funny
“No, I Will Not Write a Cover Letter for Your Temporary, Part-Time, Minimum Wage Job” in Robot Butt
“My New Life as a Badass Jellyfish” in The Haven
“Nothing Comes Between Me and My Trump Man-Thong” in The Haven
“‘You Look Like a Fugly Care Bear’ and Other Hits from the Security Breach Group Chat” in The Haven
“Want World Peace? Play Foosball!” in Robot Butt
“Why I Attached an ICBM to My Knockoff Roomba” in Defenestration
Nonfiction
Gothic Marxism, The Rouse, and The Nonrational: An Interview with China Miéville in The Gotham Guillotine (DROPPING OCTOBER 19, 2026!)
A Review of Hackenfeller’s Ape in The Arts Fuse
The Ghosts of Empire in China Miéville’s “The Rouse” in The Arts Fuse
That Bowling Team That Rocked The House: An Interview With NYC’s Planet Mercury in knifetwister records new york
Building a Glamorous Utopia: An Interview With LA’s unpolished* in knifetwister records new york
A Working Class Musician Through and Through: An Interview With Rochester’s Jackson Cavalier in knifetwister records new york
Don’t Forget The Exclamation Point: An Interview With Believe In Ghost! in knifetwister records new york
“A Metastasizing Human Centipede: An Interview With NYC’s LOST DOG” in knifetwister records new york
“Authenticity Matters: Catching Up With The Wonderland Rejects” in knifetwister records new york
“5 Vaporwave Albums for Retro Future Nostalgia 👾” in The Riff
“5 Ambient Albums for Better Sleep” in The Riff
“5 Dark Ambient Albums for Spooky Season!” in The Riff
“What I Fucking Love About Language” in Tongue
“A Review of P.J. O’Rourke’s None of My Business” in New Hampshire Magazine
“Deep dive into art” in The Cambridge Chronicle
“Paved path breaks ground on Watertown-Cambridge Greenway” in The Cambridge Chronicle
“Changes coming to BU Bridge rotary to help alleviate traffic” in The Cambridge Chronicle
Poetry
“What is an Influencer?” in Crown Heights Community News
Interviews
The Writer’s Gauntlet with Sadie Kaye vs Dan Dellechiaie in The Hooghly Review (COMING SOON!)
“North Korean Black Metal featuring knifetwister records” on the Let’s Ruin Our Lives Podcast
