Fiction

“Deicide begets Hell” in Dug Up Magazine (COMING SOON!)

“The Case of the Missing Butt Cheek” in Close To The Bone (DROPPING 4/21/26!)

“Chuck and Dougie Hobble Down Memory Lane” in Redemption

“Void with Teeth” in The Chamber Magazine

Listen to “Void with Teeth” on The Scare You to Sleep Podcast

Satire

“I’m Apple Maps, and I’m Drunk Too” in Little Old Lady Comedy (DROPPING 1/2/26!)

“Why I, The Inventor of Pink Cocaine, Deserve a Nobel Prize” in Doctor Funny

“Woodle, Shakespeare of the Ants” in Defenestration

“Maria Hughes, Founding Agent of Maria’s Literally Literary Girl Boss Agency” in Little Old Lady Comedy

“I’m the Ghost of Jeffrey Epstein and I’m Running for Mayor of New York” in Doctor Funny

“Fuck Your Sunscreen. I’m the Lobster Man!” in Another Fucking Publication

“The Do’s and Don’ts of Bringing Your Sugar Baby to the Game” in Doctor Funny

“No, I Will Not Write a Cover Letter for Your Temporary, Part-Time, Minimum Wage Job” in Robot Butt

“My New Life as a Badass Jellyfish” in The Haven

“Nothing Comes Between Me and My Trump Man-Thong” in The Haven

“‘You Look Like a Fugly Care Bear’ and Other Hits from the Security Breach Group Chat” in The Haven

“Want World Peace? Play Foosball!” in Robot Butt

“Why I Attached an ICBM to My Knockoff Roomba” in Defenestration

Nonfiction

“5 Vaporwave Albums for Retro Future Nostalgia 👾” in The Riff

“5 Ambient Albums for Better Sleep” in The Riff

“5 Dark Ambient Albums for Spooky Season!” in The Riff

“What I Fucking Love About Language” in Tongue

“A Review of P.J. O’Rourke’s None of My Business” in New Hampshire Magazine

“Deep dive into art” in The Cambridge Chronicle

“Paved path breaks ground on Watertown-Cambridge Greenway” in The Cambridge Chronicle

“Changes coming to BU Bridge rotary to help alleviate traffic” in The Cambridge Chronicle